Labour councillor’s REALLY Plenty that is demanding of profile that tells girl they need to be slim, do not have tattoos and stay CATHOLIC

Labour councillor’s REALLY Plenty that is demanding of profile that tells girl they need to be slim, do not have tattoos and stay CATHOLIC

Dan Fleming stated he may need certainly to begin re-thinking his requirements if his exhaustive listing of needs can’t be met

  • 6 Oct 2016, 12:32
  • Updated : 7 Oct 2016, 11:52

A NEW councillor has provided an exhaustive listing of needs for their future spouse, insisting she needs to be slim, tattoo-less, Catholic and never have young ones – unless her previous partner is dead.

Lovelorn building surveyor and Labour councillor Dan Fleming has looked to a lot of Fish (POF) to share with you their in-depth relationship demands, saying he desires a female to help you to put on a discussion about things “other than reality television, soaps, clothing, makeup or other feminine apparel”.

Inside the bid to bag the ladies of their goals, the 29-year-old has shared record with a perfect partner, saying that among other things, there is “no excuse” for a woman his age to be overweight that he believes will provide him.

Dan, that is from Burnley, Lancashire, stated: “It most likely is a bit extreme but it is all light-hearted.

“I been talking with a women that are few my profile plus some have already been a bit offended, one asked if I became intentionally trolling ladies, which needless to say i am maybe not.”

He stated he’d bantered with a number of the ladies that has answered to their post but had thus far been unsuccessful inside the bid for love.

Dan, that is also a Labour councillor for Burnley Wood with Rosehill, stated: “Online dating is difficult but it is all meant to be light hearted – it is difficult to interpret just just what some body is saying online than if a conversation is being had by you.”

The young bachelor stated he penned the 442-word profile “to be a little different”.

Dan said: ” It was an observation that is social than any such thing. I am maybe maybe not saying all ladies accomplish that but I really got the concept from reading women’s pages.

“It is only a little bit of enjoyable.”

He stated which he have been strung using one POF date, aided by the girl not matching her online profile pictures.

He stated: “She did not look any such thing like she did in her own pictures.

“I’d arrived 30 minutes early and decided to go to the bathroom to renew and there was clearly this excellent woman that is big.

“we thought she was a worker after which she said, ‘Are you visiting the bathroom first? We’ll get take a seat and wait for you personally’.

“When we realised whom she was I became really embarrassed and I also think she was aswell.

“there is a large number of big individuals on the market nowadays – both women and men. I am slim and athletic.”

He stated he could be “happy sufficient” she puts some weight on after having kids” if he could marry a “slim, beautiful woman and.

He included: “we imagine the body is really a representation of your self as well as your life style.”

Dan also stated he had been traditional whenever it found tattoos.

He stated: “i am aware employers nowadays are needs to come round to people that are hiring noticeable tattoos.

“for me personally it isn’t a thing that is visual a lot more of a mind thing.

“when they’ve got a tattoo that is visible’re being short-sighted and never searching far sufficient into the future – they’re perhaps maybe perhaps not envisioning by themselves in 50 years’ time.”



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just how arrogant?

The tennis, boxing and footie fan comes with strong opinions on household life and stated he had been determined to not ever be considered a filler that is”gap for an individual mother in the event the little one’s daddy came ultimately back on the scene.

He stated: ” There are certainly a complete lot of solitary mums on POF – i am growing old so it is to be likely.

“I would worry if we were to fall in love and also have a infant and household – how may you trust someone who’s done by using some other person?

“Every situation is significantly diffent i assume but i mightn’t amuse whoever has been divorced.

” At the end regarding the time you have made a vow to reside with somebody for the remainder of the life.

” just exactly How would you trust some body (that has)? I know could not.”


I do not use POF frequently, I really hardly ever send the very first message and i am content being solitary.

We read numerous pages, with females explaining in more detail their previous bad judgement whenever it comes down to choosing the partner. Detailing the way they quite merely desire a man whom sic is honest, they can be friends with and can stay faithful. I do not think that is much to ask. We urge you all to choose more sensibly the next time, for you, a brother, dad for example if you don’t pick well, ask your family to judge them.

You almost certainly have actually bad flavor in males, because deep down, you prefer whining to friends just exactly exactly how poorly your lover treats you, it most likely offers you a feeling of enormous wellbeing. I really could simply take a woman on like this, you’d most likely get bored stiff of me personally. Therefore instead, I’ll keep clear and luxuriate in the spectacle of entertaining feminine psyche!

I will not have a partner with regard to maybe maybe maybe not being solitary, i am searching for a keeper, i am in no rush, you, I probably don’t envisage you being the mother of my future children, sorry if I don’t relply sic to! The qualities that are following the things I’m searching for:

– slim (no excuse ladies, at our age, you should be within our prime). We may budge if you are really pretty and ready to allow me to whip you into form by sharing my athletic life style. Size 12+ is not for me personally, perhaps you are normal into the UK, but simply because lots of ladies are obese, does not ensure it is appropriate. Too greed that is much indulgence in this nation

– without youngster, unless your spouse has died, or at the very least well and really from the photo (I’m sure numerous good guy that’s been a space filler, just for daddy to straight straight back regarding the scene)

– be Roman Catholic (we may budge on that, but our youngsters could be visiting the Catholic college, end of conversation!) or at the least hold comparable values, such as for example kindness and family members values

– possess some types of fascination with recreations

– do have more passions than just shopping and viewing television

– manage to hold a discussion about subjects apart from truth television, soaps, clothing, makeup or any other apparel that is female

– have no tattoos, or should you choose, they have to never be noticeable (in your face, hands or feet). In reality, all tattood sic ladies can perform one, disgusting!

I assume I’m planning to be solitary for a long time ha! You probably need to find a hobby, anyone for tennis if you have read my profile all the way through?

But despite saying he had been pleased being solitary, Dan said he might should begin evaluating their requirements if he always been unlucky in love.

He stated: “Thinking I’ll find somebody who fits every thing i am trying to find isn’t realistic – i believe I would personally be extremely fortunate if used to do, specially as within my age best wishes ones are taken.

“I’m almost 30 therefore I’m down seriously to pickings that are slim.

“all of us want the people more desirable than ourselves, then do not show interest that is enough the people more about our very own degree.

“we certainly have that being too stubborn to content first, we usually have the less desirable ones chatting in my experience.

“but it is not necessarily the actual situation – i have shared communications with a few very nice and pretty ladies that are young.

“Fortunately we’m pleased with personal business, i have quit hope of ever locating the right person.

“I’ll probably just plod along as we have always been as long as feasible, then once I’m old and lonely, less appealing much less shallow, we’ll just grab anyone who I am able to be friends with, regardless of if it is simply for companionship.”

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